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A Crescendo, Annie

These are obviously commonly misheard lyrics and they are cracking me up!

Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beaded, beaded
No one wants to eat a peanut.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated.

Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it (beat it)
No one wants a beedy feedy
Original Lyrics:
Beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated

Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey dodo, don't you ever come around here!
Original Lyrics:
They told him, 'Don't you ever come around here.'

Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em that chunky thong, it's so tight!
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky strong is your fight.

Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I knocked down the door
And I fucked off her knees.
Original Lyrics:
I said but unlock the door
Because I forgot the keys.

Michael Jackson's, "Rock With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, when you prance
There's a cabbage that must be doves.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, when you dance
There's a magic that must be love.

Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie are you wookie?
Annie are you wookie?
Are you wookie, Annie?
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you okay?
Annie are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?

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