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There's No Stopping..

Okay, I got the coolest gift yesterday and it blows all of your Valentine's Day gifts out of the water!

Are you ready for this?

Jonathan got me a Ball Python! I named him Rambo. :) He's so friendly, and he's absolutely adorable. It also tickles when he slinks up and down my arm. Can anyone's gift top that? What? Huh? I didn't think so..

  • Current Music
    Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper
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A Crescendo, Annie

These are obviously commonly misheard lyrics and they are cracking me up!

Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beaded, beaded
No one wants to eat a peanut.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated.

Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it (beat it)
No one wants a beedy feedy
Original Lyrics:
Beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated

Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey dodo, don't you ever come around here!
Original Lyrics:
They told him, 'Don't you ever come around here.'

Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em that chunky thong, it's so tight!
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky strong is your fight.

Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I knocked down the door
And I fucked off her knees.
Original Lyrics:
I said but unlock the door
Because I forgot the keys.

Michael Jackson's, "Rock With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, when you prance
There's a cabbage that must be doves.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, when you dance
There's a magic that must be love.

Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie are you wookie?
Annie are you wookie?
Are you wookie, Annie?
Original Lyrics:
Annie are you okay?
Annie are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?

  • Current Music
    Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal
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At Least You Can Try..

Well, let's see what's been going on lately, shall we?

Today is Valentine's Day, and normally I really hate this holiday. I suppose I hated it for the same reason that most people hate it, whether they want to admit it or not. The reason being bitterness at not having someone to share it with. Don't give me any of that "It's pointless because we should love people all year round" crap. You know the truth. You're bitter. Face it. I was bitter, too.

But now, I have someone really special to share Valentine's Day with and I don't hate it anymore. He's called fiance. :)

I'm fucking hungry though.. I'm at work until 3:00 and I left my lunch at home! Imagine the absolute horror! I'm going to beg and plead with my aunt when she picks me up to let me buy some Chinese food or something. Mmmm.. Crab rangoon!!! Yes.. I want it. *Drool*

Have a nice day, everyone.. whether you enjoy Valentine's Day or not.

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    HIM - Salt In Our Wounds
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oolala
You know everything there is to know about Rocky

Horror and have probably dressed as a

transvestite and danced in the theatre once

or twice. We salute you, oh horrific one!


How well do you know Rocky Horror?
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Science Fiction Double Feature - You are all

knowing even if you speak a bit criptically.

You also have great lips.

Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) Forbidden

Planet
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show
I wanna go - Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
By R.K.O. - Wo oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
In the back row - Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show





What Rocky Horror Song Are you?
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HOT PATOOTIE, REST MY SOUL!!! You are a ROCKY

HORROR EXPERT! You are clearly a seasoned

old veteran, and I am honored that you have

graced my quiz with your presence. Either

that or you are REALLY good at guessing. You

are awesome---I'll probably see you at Rocky

Horror this halloween. See if you can

recognize me under my Colombia makeup, and

I'll see if your Frank wig doesn't give you

away.


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If I didn't ace these quizzes, I would have killed myself. After all, I am in the Rocky Horror Picture Show shadow cast, remember!!
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Corrupting All Of Humanity..

Hmm.. well I got my Mercury UFO plushie in the mail all the way from Japan. Call me pathetic, but once I saw that the plushie was wrapped in Japanese newspaper, I got really excited. It was funny, because my aunt was like "The newspaper is making you more excited than what's wrapped inside it!" And you know what, for a second, that was true.. Then I unwrapped the newspaper and saw my cute little Sailormercury collectors plushie that I've wanted for so long, that my excitement level increased. Sailorjupiter should be on it's way soon!

I also got my Kovenant cd from the UK. You can't get that band in stores over here in America.. and I must say, I fucking love this band. I wish they would come tour over here because I would definitely go see them. They've slowly transitioned into one of my favorite metal bands.

I don't have much time before I have to leave for work, and I still gotta go get my lunch ready. Dammit all to hell!

If you're in the Orlando area, be sure to come see Rich Weirdoes perform Rocky Horror Picture Show live at CityWalk Universal on Friday and Saturday nights at 12:00 am! *Cough* Yours truly will be performing as a Transie..

...

SO GO SEE IT!

  • Current Music
    The Kovenant - Via Negativa
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Meow.

Oh my God. Some idiot tried to auction Terri Schiavo's hospital gown and feeding tube on Ebay for like $500. That's just disgusting. Thankfully Ebay took it down and no one had bid on it. People are just so greedy, looking to make money off of everything. I mean come on, have some respect for Terri!

Anyways.. I've decided to begin collecting Sailormoon UFO catcher dolls. I've had a large Sailormars and a small Sailorvenus for a few years now and I've just recently decided to collect them. But a lot of the time they're overly priced. I got Sailormars from Florida Oriental Trading. If anyone knows of any reasonably priced online store that has these dolls, please pass the link along to me.

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    Drowning Pool - Bodies
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Time Is Running Out

You know what's really creepy? Being at Rocky's and looking over, and thinking you see your ex-boyfriend. I mean.. it's pretty distinct.. Long black hair, kinda short, Hispanic. Your heart beats a mile a minute because a) you don't want to deal with the awkwardness, and b) you just don't want to deal with your ex in general. You kinda scoot behind the friend you came with, and keep your eye on this ex.. and they turn around and you see that it's not your ex at all, but just a wanna-be! You sigh of relief. That was a close one.

This happened to me not too long ago.

I got the best job ever. I am the sole administrative assistant for LDA Insurance Services. I get my own little office type area. I sit on my ass in front of the computer, answer the phone, make faxes, and RELAX! Oh yes.. And as if that wasn't all. I work 9 am to 3 pm every Monday through Thursday. I get every single evening off, and every single Friday, Saturday, and Sunday off! DOESN'T THAT ROCK THE SOCKS?!

Also, I am a member of the Orlando Rocky Horror Picture Show shadow cast now. There's a performance this Friday and Saturday. COME AND SEE ME, BITCHES!!

  • Current Music
    The Kovenant - Mirrors Paradise
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Bwuahaha!

That's right! I'm back, bitches! I have no idea how many of you probably abandoned all hope. God knows how many people must have removed me from their friends lists by now.. but the good news is that I am back! Oh yes, am I back! Stay tuned for full fledged updates as early as tomorrow!

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    A Ha - Take On Me